FUBARgenre: The Genre of Fubar

by Demi Xyzha

1. She has a dark, rebellious streak. She may have been a freak in high school.
2. She has a fetish for earrings and all things glitzy (read: borloloy).
3. She doesn’t let me smoke. Grrrrr. What a hypocrite.
4. When she gets drunk, she loves to take her clothes off. (Don’t ask me how I know. Argh! The horror of it all.)
5. She’s addicted to chocolates. And I swear she’s about to regress on her so-called diet.
6. When I was a toddler, she used to put make-up on me and our baby cousin. (She got whipped for it, too.)
7. She gives good advice. Okay, I admit it, she’s my run-to person. Makes her feel all adult, I bet.
8. She helps me with my school work. She even used to write my papers. Emphasis on “used to”, mind you!
9. She looks like me. Or I look like her. Either way, we’re both very beautiful.
10. She’s my sister…unfortunately.