FUBARgenre: The Genre of Fubar

by Guile

1. She digs Neil Gaiman. Nay, she worships Neil Gaiman.
2. She’s got a passion for words.
3. She’s the most beautiful blogger of all time.
4. She writes really great lyrics.
5. She loves coffee.
6. Her left eyebrow can arch majestically whenever she suspects I’m cheating at chikacha.
7. She finds me genuinely funny. Honest.
8. She gave me so much paperwork to file back when I was her admin guy that it actually gave me a spiritual epiphany.
9. She likes checking out tall men with six-pack abs and firm butts.
10. But she loves Mark. And no other man stands a chance.

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