FUBARgenre: The Genre of Fubar

“Himan” and “Tayon”, the evil geniuses behind the popular Cebuano website Himantayon.com, have finally revealed their true identities to the public.

Himan is a showbiz reporter who makes a living out of airing the dirt of famous celebrities. He’s a secret keeper to the stars. A trusted mole who lurks in the shadows. A slimy snake waiting to strike.

Tayon is a janitor who works at the senate. He sweeps the dirt under the rug, praying to some unnamed god that no one would care to peek under it.

What they have in common is their love for dirt. They work with dirt. They breathe dirt. They dream of dirt. To a certain extent, they are dirt.

Himan and Tayon are playmates. They are the best of friends. On occasion, they are lovers, too.

“Himan” and “Tayon” are fictional personas.

They can be anything.

They can be anyone.

They can be you.

Or me.

If you think these alter-egos are interesting, wait til you get to know the real people behind them. Interesting does not even begin to describe who they really are.

Happy anniversary, Himan and Tayon!

Your website continues to provide joy to all of us. Thank you for the hilarity. Thank you for the inanity. Thank you for the daily doze of reality.