FUBARgenre: The Genre of Fubar

by Demi Xyzha

She has a dark, rebellious streak. She may have been a freak in high school.
She has a fetish for earrings and all things glitzy (read: borloloy).
She doesn’t let me smoke. Grrrrr. What a hypocrite.
When she gets drunk, she loves to take her clothes off. (Don’t ask me how I know. Argh! The horror [...]

by Mark

She snores when she sleeps. Not as loud as most people. But she snores. I swear she does. Just don’t tell her I told you.
She gets bitchy at least once a month. A missing pen can send her on a rampage. During such episodes, it is always wise to stay clear of her path.
She [...]