FUBARgenre: The Genre of Fubar

I am not breaking up with you.

I haven’t talked to, nor heard from, Pio in over 4 years. That’s a long time for two people who claim to be friends.

Gen showed me this interesting Time article about flirting. Odd that it came from Gen of all people; odder still that she thought of me when she read it. Hello! Subtle, much?

Girl power would be more appropriate if we were…say, girls. Sadly, we are not. Oh, biology would insist that we have the necessary tools. But reason dictates otherwise. There is nothing girly about Bonita and Genee, though the former can wear an all-too-femme mask when the need arises, and the latter can go oh-so-insanely-kikay around [...]

I just need to do this. Pardon the mush.
Thank you:
Mom and Dad for the unlimited supply of gourmet coffee, for looking the other way when I needed to vent, for not pushing me to talk, for understanding that what I needed was solitude and silence, for just letting me be while I was there. I [...]

I don’t really know what to make of this. You decide.
Warning: Adult content follows. Edited for brevity.
Jojo: Honestly, I don’t want you in this world, Yan. My world.
Yan: What is your world like, Jo? Do tell.
Jojo: It’s heartless.
Yan: It’s fun…? hahahah.
Jojo: It’s crude.
Yan: …all the time?
Jojo: Not really all the time. Sometimes, you [...]

This year, I celebrated my birthday with a splash. Literally.

I once said that if Mark and I were to split, the settlement battle process would be a complete nightmare. The hardest decision being - who gets to keep our friends. The race to gain custody would probably drag on for years. Chaos would ensue, the war would continue to escalate, and the fire would [...]

Yan: Sorry, Jo. It’s been an emotional week.
Jojo: It’s ok, Yan. I know. No worries. I understand. That’s why I opted to sign out so you can just lash out without me hearing it. And maybe we can talk when you are no longer in your emotional state. Sorry for anything. It’s ok, [...]

Loved this rare opportunity to catch up (rare being an understatement, what with our uncompromising schedules).
From left to right: Jojo in Singapore, Bonita in Jakarta, and me in my hermit’s cave. Unseen participants: Gen in her office (no web cam, obviously) and Mark snoring beside me.

*sniff* *sniff* I miss you all so much. [...]