FUBARgenre: The Genre of Fubar

Tourists visit Moalboal for its excellent diving haunts.
Today, the streets of this rustic town are teeming with foreigners. Kids pause and stare at the white strangers, mesmerized by the daring display of skin. Women shove baskets of fish to the visitors. Eager for a dollar, a woman offers her son as a gofer, [...]

I’m back from vacation, and I carry my excruciatingly painful sunburns with pride. These are my battle scars. And these are my trophies. I had no idea that looking like an overcooked barbecue could feel so darned good.
Redoble Beach Resort (Tongo, Moalboal):