FUBARgenre: The Genre of Fubar

This is my Genre.
Soliloquy
Airing my dirty laundry in public. The stench is unbearable. Cover your noses.
Portfolio and Design Tidbits
Scraps of useless design information
Photoshop Tutorials
Photoshopwizardry (not)
Wordpress Themes
Ahh. Wordpress, how much do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
Scribbles
Once upon a time, I fancied myself a writer.
Groupie-isms
My life as a groupie.
Random Tidbits
Strings of words that don’t [...]

by Jojo
Note added by Yan: As a rule, I try not to make this blog too personal. But by writing the article below, Jojo has single-handedly undone months of safe and careful blogging. Since I promised him that I would publish his work (with no major revisions whatsoever), and I do know how to keep [...]

In no particular order of importance, here are 10 things you should know about Yanyan:
by Genee

She is one of the Furies, the Kindly Ones, the Three Fates. She is the nice one, the mother figure. Yes, Yan. You are the mother figure.
She has an incredible fear of roaches. A mere “Ey, cockroach” can send [...]

by Fruhlein

When she was in her teens, she used to vent to a little girl who didn’t understand a word she said.
No one laughs harder and louder than she does.
She believes Mark resembles Russell Crowe.
When ate Xyzha and I were under 10, we used to sleep over in her room, and she’d tell us jokes [...]

by Guile

She digs Neil Gaiman. Nay, she worships Neil Gaiman.
She’s got a passion for words.
She’s the most beautiful blogger of all time.
She writes really great lyrics.
She loves coffee.
Her left eyebrow can arch majestically whenever she suspects I’m cheating at chikacha.
She finds me genuinely funny. Honest.
She gave me so much paperwork to file back when I [...]

by Demi Xyzha

She has a dark, rebellious streak. She may have been a freak in high school.
She has a fetish for earrings and all things glitzy (read: borloloy).
She doesn’t let me smoke. Grrrrr. What a hypocrite.
When she gets drunk, she loves to take her clothes off. (Don’t ask me how I know. Argh! The horror [...]

by Mark

She snores when she sleeps. Not as loud as most people. But she snores. I swear she does. Just don’t tell her I told you.
She gets bitchy at least once a month. A missing pen can send her on a rampage. During such episodes, it is always wise to stay clear of her path.
She [...]

Glossary of Terms

Fubar [foo-bahr] adjective, slang: utterly botched; completely messed up; bungled; confused

Genre [zhahn-ruh; Fr. zhahn-ruh] noun: a class of artistic endeavor having a particular form, content, technique, or the like; of or pertaining to a distinctive literary type

FubarGenre [foo-bahr zhahn-ruh] colloquial, blog: a repository of inane ramblings; an outlet for the weary; a [...]